Comic books make me more attractive to women. They get it

Yes that's right. Reading comic books is sexy and chicks love it. My new favorite comic is Star Wars Legacy. It follows Luke Skywalkers grandson Cade Skywalker. Cade witnessed his fathers death at the hands of the Sith and is basically on a mission to kick everones ass or steal from them. (He's a space pirate). In any case it's a kick ass book and the artwork and storylines are legit. Reading comic books has always put you in a place where people can make fun of you. Even before all the movies came out and almost made reading comics cool. Reading Star Wars comic books is the next level of geekdom. However if you like comic books you shouldn't give a fuck. "They're my picture stories". Star Wars Legacy receives a perfect 5 out of 5 on the boner scale.

Another cool series I stumbled upon and enjoyed immensely is Wolverine: Old Man Logan. It takes place 50 years after all the heroes were assassinated and Wolverine has sworn to never use his claws again. No violence! Ever! So in any case the country is run by the supervillains who are the new evil landlords. Wolverine is out of the hero game and all he wants is to be with his family and children. So it takes a minute to get going but believe me it's worth it. This 8 part series gets 4 out of five boners.

Movie Ideas

I've seen worse movies than these

Tigerbat-
Tagline- Tigerbat is Coming!! or You don't find Tigerbat....... he finds you!
Tigerbat is a combination of tiger/human/bat DNA and at the soul of the creature is still a man who volunteered for the experiment. Let's just say they offered to take care of his family if he would subject himself to these inhumane experiments. The big shock will be when Tigerbat is successfully created but escapes the laboratory in a bloody rage tearing apart scientists before he flies away. Having Tigerbat wear a pair of tattered jeans throughout the film would be an added bonus. The pants help him to remember his past and prevent us from creating a CGI Tigerbat penis. Having a series of human flashbacks is a must as he is instantly and visibly angered when he exits his catatonic flashback state to realise he is no longer human, he is Tigerbat! Obviously Tigerbat makes a lair somewhere where we can get awesome shots of him upside down screeching over a pile of bones and flesh. They systematically send groups of mercenaries to unsuccessfully hunt Tigerbat until they (who is they?? who cares for now) anyway, the movie reaches it's emotionally charged peak when they send Tigerbats human daughter into the cave and he swoops down to make eye contact and recognize her before either tearing her to bits or becoming distracted while the mercenaries snipe him out so he can die in her arms. "There there Tigerbat. They can't hurt you anymore." I think I like that ending better. There will be much filler pertaining to the legend of Tigerbat in the small nearby village and the disapearances that no one seems to want to talk about. All in all it would have to be a sci fi original or straight to DVD and hopefully we can secure Casper Van Diem or Mario Van Peebles for the lead mercenary. One of the Van boys will do.

Back to the future with Uzi's- This movie will be dumb but I think the formula is strong enough for it to make money. Basically for some reason there are some guys who have Time travel capabilities. They decide that they have to go back to the wild west days (who cares why)but there's a catch! They have all the awesome modern weaponry with them. So this would lead to odds not in their favor big bar shootouts in which they kick everyones butt in. Pretty much Back to the Future 3 with awesome guns. Maybe Michael J Fox would do a cameo? He could just order a beer and we'll watch him uncomfortably as he shakes and spills it all over the bar. When you're working with time travel it's easy to bypass any real plot conflicts so this is a surefire winner!

Movie Time!

OK lots of cool shit is happening. The movie Predators presented by Robert Rodriguez is looking pretty bitchin' but rumors of Ghostbusters 3 (GB3) are already giving me a boner. Apparently everyone is in but Rick Moranis who is now retired?!? My advice would be to stop hoping the Big Bully 2 script comes along and fucking help make GB3. I got a little angry there, but he did star in Honey I Blew Up the Kid. Fuck! Wooooooooo. O.K. I think I'm calm again. Anyway, it would no doubt become arguably the greatest movie trilogy ever made. By humans.
Next we have a Thor movie in production that I don't know to much about and doesn't quite give me a boner but I'm arroused enough by it. I like the idea of a guy who flys around with a hammer and lightning powers. Insert lots of zzzzzzzzz!! "BY THE POWER OF ASGARD" yelling and beer drinking. Yes Thor's O.K. in my book. They'll surely fuck it up like most comic movies but lets just hope.
I am most excited by Tron 2: Legacy. It's not out until december but god damn they got a sweet couple of trailers for it. I know the first one at least for me is now almost unwatchable but this one I'm predicting to get Star Trekesque earnings and reviews. I'm pumped and Jeff Bridges can do no wrong in my eyes.
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