Movie Ideas

I've seen worse movies than these

Tigerbat-
Tagline- Tigerbat is Coming!! or You don't find Tigerbat....... he finds you!
Tigerbat is a combination of tiger/human/bat DNA and at the soul of the creature is still a man who volunteered for the experiment. Let's just say they offered to take care of his family if he would subject himself to these inhumane experiments. The big shock will be when Tigerbat is successfully created but escapes the laboratory in a bloody rage tearing apart scientists before he flies away. Having Tigerbat wear a pair of tattered jeans throughout the film would be an added bonus. The pants help him to remember his past and prevent us from creating a CGI Tigerbat penis. Having a series of human flashbacks is a must as he is instantly and visibly angered when he exits his catatonic flashback state to realise he is no longer human, he is Tigerbat! Obviously Tigerbat makes a lair somewhere where we can get awesome shots of him upside down screeching over a pile of bones and flesh. They systematically send groups of mercenaries to unsuccessfully hunt Tigerbat until they (who is they?? who cares for now) anyway, the movie reaches it's emotionally charged peak when they send Tigerbats human daughter into the cave and he swoops down to make eye contact and recognize her before either tearing her to bits or becoming distracted while the mercenaries snipe him out so he can die in her arms. "There there Tigerbat. They can't hurt you anymore." I think I like that ending better. There will be much filler pertaining to the legend of Tigerbat in the small nearby village and the disapearances that no one seems to want to talk about. All in all it would have to be a sci fi original or straight to DVD and hopefully we can secure Casper Van Diem or Mario Van Peebles for the lead mercenary. One of the Van boys will do.

Back to the future with Uzi's- This movie will be dumb but I think the formula is strong enough for it to make money. Basically for some reason there are some guys who have Time travel capabilities. They decide that they have to go back to the wild west days (who cares why)but there's a catch! They have all the awesome modern weaponry with them. So this would lead to odds not in their favor big bar shootouts in which they kick everyones butt in. Pretty much Back to the Future 3 with awesome guns. Maybe Michael J Fox would do a cameo? He could just order a beer and we'll watch him uncomfortably as he shakes and spills it all over the bar. When you're working with time travel it's easy to bypass any real plot conflicts so this is a surefire winner!